WARNING: by accessing the Pink Portal/entering the mines you are forfeiting all rights to pursue legal action against Nentwig & Babbitt Mining Co. for any reason. You consent to being boarded miles beneath the earth without access to the surface/sunlight for varying periods of time up to 2-3 weeks for ease of management and acknowledge the possibility of maiming, mutilation, catastrophic injury, illness, coma, and death that comes with the essential work of mining the coal needed to shovel into our steam engines like The Polar Express (2004) and for our big as fuck factories that turn oxygen into carbon monoxide in addition to uncovering rare jewels that we like to keep in our many, many estates in large glass display cases with padlocks on them unlocked only with a special silver key we keep dangling from a ring right by our king sized beds so we don't lose them. By entering the Pink Portal you confirm you are fully prepared to fight for your life if need be and have no qualms with lethally removing the many invasive creatures from the mines that worsen team productivity when the situation calls for it. You affirm that you will not ever attempt to smuggle out or otherwise steal equipment, weapons, or our coal/gems from the mines, you are aware that even if you attempt this you and whatever you are stealing will likely be swiftly destroyed by a creature before we ever have the opportunity to track you down and lock your sorry ass up. Besides known long-term medical issues stemming from coal mining i.e. black lung, prolongued exposure to the extremely valuable jewels/crystals/whatever without specialized protective mining gear causes an unknown and currently untreatable severe illness. You acknowledge that you will not recieve dental.